Sir Dominic stabbed a town crier in the back
In a totally unprovoked and cowardly attack
The guards came to put him in a dungeon for a day
But his friend the Glass Mage tricked them all and so he got away.
Sir Dominic was Only Following Orders
Yes he was only doing as he was told
When he went back and murdered all the acolytes and priests
And sold off all their stuff for lots of gold.