D'Artois Girl

by Xan

Sung to the tune of "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel.

D'Artois girl
She's been living in her Glass-crazed world
I bet she's never had a Whistful guy
I bet Duke Lemuel never told her why

I'm gonna try for a D'Artois girl
She's been living in her shattered world
As long as any child of Fragments can
And now she's looking for a Whistful man
That's what I am

And when she knows what
She wants from our time
And when she wakes up
And breaks up my mind

She'll see I'm not so drugged
Just because
I'm in love with a D'Artois girl
You know I've seen her in her Glass-crazed world
She's getting tired of her Splinter Men
And all the presents from De Verlay fen
She's got a yen

Oooh...

D'Artois girl
You know we cannot understand her world
But maybe someday when the snows roll in
She'll understand what kind of Dreams I bring
And then I'll win

And cloaked by razors
She's looking so fine
And in her Glass eyes
You'll see that she's mine

She'll see I'm not so drugged
Just because
I'm in love
With a D'Artois girl
She's been living in her shattered world
As long as any child of Fragments can
And now she's looking for a Whistful man
That's what I am

Oooh...

D'Artois girl
She's my D'Artois girl
You know I'm in love
With a D'Artois girl

My D'Artois girl
Don't you know I'm in love
With a D'Artois girl
My D'Artois girl
Don't you know I'm in love
With a D'Artois girl
My D'Artois girl